A Male Guide Into The Female Mind

It doesn’t take a genius to figure out what is going on inside a girl’s head. But for some reason, boys cannot seem to figure it out {hence all the fights}. The key to a successful relationship is communication. Now for some of you {ghosters}, communication is when you converse with one another to exchange information.

Here are some steps to becoming an expert of the female mind:

Step One: Listening is vital

Listen, smile, & nod. Simple.

Step Two: Hugs & kisses

Truth is, we love hugs and kisses. The chocolate kind is preferred. Also slip a Jack$on in our pocket. That’s nice too.

Step Three: Fetch us a puppy

Screw diamonds. Dogs are a girl’s best friend.

Step Four: Okay, maybe diamonds

Forget what I said in step three. Diamonds are a girl’s best friend {who we only talk to when we need to borrow that cute dress they wore in that Instagram picture that scored them 75 likes}. Nonetheless, hotline bling please.

Step Five: ‘No’ vs. ‘Yes’

No means yes. Yes means no.

Bob: Do you want the rest of my doughnut? Karen: No, Thanks. {Turn around Bob, so I can swallow it whole}

Step Six: Women are always right

Even when we’re not. Sorry.

Step Seven: When in doubt, food it out.

If we’re mad at you, it’s probably because we’re hungry. So, just bring us tacos and ice cream.

LAST RESORT

Step Eight: Ruff love

BRING ON THE PUPPIES